In the immortal words of Nickelback, “How the hell’d we wind up like this?”
“It was an ordinary day at the worst company on earth. Until it wasn’t.”
— Michael
“Definitely.”
— Kaity
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Kaity and Michael met at work. New to the city of Portland, Kaity came into the office and was promptly assigned a seat across from Michael.
And the rest is history
After a year of “will they / won’t they / oh my god get on with it”, the two began dating.
Almost seven years later, they’re ready to make it official.








